Missing Mammoth Mystery
Thunder, Marshbank Allstars best known player has disappeared. His shocked trainer, Mr Gabriel Sebow, told how this morning he’d found the door to Thunder’s stall had been forced and the mammoth gone. Close to tears Mr Sebow appealed for Thunder’s safe return. “He’s like one of the family,” he said, “I couldn’t bear it if anything happened to him.” Members of the public have been asked to watch out for Thunder, who is unusually large, has black hair and a scar above his right eye. A substantial reward has been offered for information leading to his safe return. Meanwhile the investigating constable, G C Loveday refused to comment on speculation that his disappearance may be connected to the disruption of the match against Geffrin Tusks last week.